What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 00:58

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
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{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.